My name is Marley. Knight of Heart. Land of Conscience and Marble. 18. Bisexual. Short (5'4). Awkward. Sarcastic.

Once upon a time I attempted to list the contents of my blog in this little space, but I give up. I reblog the things that I like and I don't reblog the things that I don't like. Go figure. Fair warning: There will be smut and porn here, on occasion. Of hetero/gay/whathaveyou varieties.

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impossiblegeometry:

==> Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and sometimes you wear DRESSES.

impossiblegeometry:

==> Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and sometimes you wear DRESSES.

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fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

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????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

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ask-male-nep:

:33 < not about my f33lings or anything like that, but about other things

:33 < its furry hard not to get nervous when i talk to her face to face! it was much easier to do on trollian

:33 < now my paws get all sweaty and i mess up my words when i talk to her.

15 minutes ago | 5 notes (originally from ask-male-nep)

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better

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llook at this

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wheres your hfufcking HEAD

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i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all

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huskdawgzilla:

zu-hs-nsfw:



fan-trollingme asked: Some RoseMary perhaps? u v u




Anonymous asked: some lesbians rosemary yeah please 


Sure ♥♥ I love them ahh

this is gorgeous whoa &lt;3333

huskdawgzilla:

zu-hs-nsfw:

Sure ♥ I love them ahh

this is gorgeous whoa <3333

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trickygumshoe:

this was the idea I had when I drew this [x]

I’m glad I made it, I just had to change up how I approached it~

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kerwhydesu:

 
headcanon mutant redbloods don’t have nipples but everyone else does
karkat being friends with sollux who has FOUR GODDAMN NIPPLES doesn’t help his self esteem at all and his lack of nipplery is the reason he hates himself so much

kerwhydesu:

 

headcanon mutant redbloods don’t have nipples but everyone else does

karkat being friends with sollux who has FOUR GODDAMN NIPPLES doesn’t help his self esteem at all and his lack of nipplery is the reason he hates himself so much

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presidentromnyeh:

Can I just point out that um

Mituna’s art

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is better than

Karkat’s

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Although probably not as good as Nepeta’s

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Or Vriska’s

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And well nothing amounts to Calliope’s art

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And ok but I doubt that Dave even tries

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Not sure about Dirk

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Well Hussie is fucking Hussie 

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And Caliborn has issues

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